*HAPPY SOUL

“baby you're the best i ever had”

Alright, so i'll be here for ten minutes. I just wanted to express my hatred for essay writing and all that other junk in the Advanced English sillybus (syllabus). Hahaha well i guess i'll just quickly revise a miniscule list of things that are indicative of the end of the world:

You know the world is slowly coming to an end when:

1. Paris hilton is running for president. (Read it in mx, although not a reliable source but its still quite an absurdity.) Imagine what she'd do to the world, she'd make everything pink! She convince scientists to biologically modify grass to change it pink. She'd make shopping a sport in the Olympics, she make stupid speeches on stupid things ...)
2. Your trials start tomorrow. No i'm not excited at all, in fact i have not much of a reason to be here at all, Coleridge is a bitch. Maths is going to kill me on thursday...
3. Facebook is taking over your cyber life. (Although it isn't as serious as it used to be, i still read everything on that website and use it as an excuse to defer reading english notes and shit.) I detest those people that are able to sustain top bands in terms of academia, whilst partying days and nights before exams.

Oh no, its raining and my mother dear just called so i can get off my fat ass to take in the washing. I guess this will be the end of my short fifteen minute break from reading poetry notes.

I bid you cybernerds farewell, for these coming two weeks anyways. Please, try to have fun without me, i know it'll be hard but just try.

'He prayeth best who loveth best
All things great and small;
For the dear God who loveth us,
He madeth and loveth all"
- The Rime of the Ancient Mariner

Ps. I have a bittersweet relationship with the HSC. But I'll elaborate next time i find time to make an entry.