“baby you're the best i ever had”
father at 13?
Friday, February 13, 2009 || 10:52 pm
This is bizarre.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.eceThe kid looks barely 13, and his girlfriend is twice his size. Go look! They're not even an an eighth through their lives yet (presuming life expectancy is 75), and they've already gone and 'started a family'. Props to the boy though, he seems determined to be a kind, loving father. No offence to the girl, though. She just looks a tad creepy. How lucky was she to have conceived the first time Alfie (the little boy/father) had sex. Maybe his sperm were on steroids or something, because conception is harder than you think! Or maybe its just because he is young and healthy. Nonetheless, it doesn't stop me thinking this was a stupid mistake for them, and that they're going to regret it. I googled it up, and stumbled upon a thread on a forum discussing this. Some of the comments are pretty lol. I'll post them up here, for humour's sake.
GravityGuru said: Poor kid, stuck with a baby AND an ugly girlfriend...
Plow King said: She looks like a cross between Godzilla, The thing from cloverfield and a pokemon. *shivers*
FoxRidersCo said: No baby bonus in Britain... sorry guys no plasma screen and PS3 for you...
Grantieboy said: i be surprised if he has even sprouted a pube yet. he must have been shit faced or on drugs even to have tapped that thing. HOLY SHIT ITS GODZILLA!!!!
willmc92 said: I can't physically describe her face.After about 5 mins of staring, her face actually protrudes(Or rather her eyes sink) above the rest of her face, e.g eyes and mouth.It's like she has a pale white, yoghurt mask on, like a thick, sloppy, white mask that sits about 1cm out from her eyes. It's quite distressing.But jesus is that kid screwed, both the baby and father i mean. The father is done for, he'll probably be a legend at school for a few minutes, before the taunts shine through, and the baby, what on earth has it got to hope for. I really hope it goes well and that baby turns out to be a straight A student, but i can't see it happening.
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well there you have it ! Credits to
http://forums.farkin.net/showthread.php?t=161737 for the comments.