This is a somewhat bitchy post about people who seem to have utilised the convenient method of applying their make up: dipping their face into that shit. So we all know that cake faces roam most (if not all) streets of Sydney these days, and many people like myself take to the enjoyment/entertainment of watching as these clowns clutz around in their mini shorts with their tits hanging out.
I guess the application of make up has some sort of artistic thing to it, except when GIRLS OVERDO THEIR FUCKING MAKEUP. OMG but this post, I'm going to focus on Asian girls who pretend to be Caucasian when their facial features CLEARLY show otherwise. These girls, believe that a foundation shade 5 shades too light, bad bleach jobs, creepy lip stick that don't match their foundation... somehow make them more attractive. BUT NO. You're short, and stubby and your nose is a button (like mine) and your eyes are just creepy when you put eyelashes bottom and top. I have this belief that only high fashion models can pull that look off.
When you glue your eyelashes on, how about try the more natural approach? Coz unless you're attending a halloween party (everyday), you should not be plastering your face like that.
BLRGUHHGHHG. Another thing is, when your falsies aren't glued on well and half falling out... it's extremely distracting! And omg eyelid tape is another thing, can you please conceal those properly... because it just makes you look like you've got shiny conjunctivitis-ridden eyelids. Or something like that...
HOMG, and those Chinese girls that wanna look like porcelain dolls... make me gag. You're ugly, deal with it.
LoL wow, full bitch mode. But seriously girls, if you're going to do your makeup, go for the natural look.