“baby you're the best i ever had”
Yewww chunderfest
Saturday, February 19, 2011 || 7:34 am
Oh my gosh. I don't know if I can conjure up a proper entry in the state that I'm in. I feel like my stomach is falling apart, and it may as well be blamed on the tiniest flask of Jack Daniels I had tonight. I didn't even get to finish it! ...
But what was surprising tonight was the way soju mixed so gawd-damned well with Yakult! YES! The probiotic drink that normal people usually take to help with their digestion, as it helps neutralise the bacteria that normally exists in the stomach. Excess consumption may result in diarrhoea and whatnot, but yeah... whatever.
My tummy is doing flips as I force myself to stay upright at the computer desk. My mind is telling me to htfu and hit the sack, whilst a part of that (hazy) mind is telling me that I should definitely dry my hair first.
What I realised today, whilst walking home, was that the mornings are very much worth appreciating. I love the fresh grassy breeze that lingers in the air, which just about tickles your senses... But of course, level of appreciation is heightened when you're not still half intoxicated by the many shots of soju and Jack Daniels swimming around your digestive tract.
I'm not going to lie, tonight was half a nightmare... all the forced chundering - I thought my brain was going to fly out through my nose! ... How to people even bring themselves to induce vomiting just for the sake of staying skinny? Call me insensitive or ignorant, but the moment you're bending over a ledge trying to remember how the fuck you got so wasted in the first place, just doesn't click in for me. Mmm... my stomach is just churning as I typed the latter sentences... Let's switch topics.
Hmm, let's see. So they opened a CitySuper in the city! The variety of supermarket/grocery products in mind-blasting. From imported Japanese cosmetic products, to the everyday essentials like food/drinks/snacks. The variety is just too farfetched...
Wow, I'm rambling, it's almost 8am, and I can feel a hangover falling through. Goodbye cyber-world. Today is a better day... after I go to bed.
xoxo
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